Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!
Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
Bill: What?
Will: Anytime!
Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.
Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!
Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.
Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!
Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.
Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.
One last one, for good measure!
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
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