Just joking of course!
A man and a woman who had never met before, but
who were both married to other people, found
themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a
room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he
in the upper berth and she in the lower. At
1 :00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that
we're married'
'Wow!......................That's a great idea!' he
exclaimed..
'Good,' she replied................'Get your own f…..ing
blanket.'
After a moment of silence,.........................he farted.
The End